You and I remember Budapest very differently.

Katie. Older than 30, and let's leave it at that. I reblog all manner of things with no particular rhyme or reason. Current interests include Hannibal and the Superwhoavengelock quartet of fandoms. I also reblog all the Jeremy Renner, sometimes repeatedly, with no apologies.
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literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(via chezamanda)

msraven929:

I love the whole cast, but these two…

  • Peter: Can't someone in this town stay dead?
  • Lydia: ...
  • Scott: ...
  • Derek: ...
  • Stiles: ...
  • Lydia: MY BEST FRIEND
  • Derek: my family
  • Stiles: my mom
  • Scott: my girlfriend
  • Derek: my girlfriend
  • Lydia: my boyfriend
  • Stiles: the first girl I made out with
  • Scott: everyone my Mom works with
  • Stiles: everyone my Dad works with
  • Derek: my other girlfriend
  • Scott: Basically Peter everyone except you
  • Stiles: we hate you
  • Lydia: so much

Chris Argent in 04x04

(via screaming-towards-apotheosis)

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

(via fireballoffry)

tatallalock:

buckyxbarnes:

What do you think it is about Hawkeye that’s so compelling as a character?

¸¸.•*¨*•♫

(via arms-and-arrows)

I: How will his relationship with Black Widow, kind of, develop?
J: How will it develop? You’ll understand— well, one thing has to be revealed, then you’ll understand that what it is ultimately. 

(via rennersss)

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

badwolfbadwolff:

drunktuesdaze:

theragnarokd:

mklutz:

drunktuesdaze:

 (via mklutz)

drunktuesdaze: 

I have been filthily discussing this porn shoot with drunktuesdaze and eeames and I think it’s a masterpiece with this shoot order:

1) peter (I’m so weak to this)
2) twins (at the same time)
3) danny (change of pace)
4) parrish AND CHRIS ARGENT at the same time???
5) boyd (dedicated; ginormous cock)

Also in my head this is werewolves are known but not everyone who fucks stiles is a werewolf, obvi, so some shoots have knotting and some don’t. It’s a very diverse porn.

omg omg omg do the twins do Stiles in the megazord form
i mean. megazord dick.
like maybe they start off doing your standard spit-roast thing, one in the ass one in the mouth
then your normal dp
then WOLFZORD ONE HUGE COCK KNOTTING
(and possibly after the shoot the gay one [i can’t tell the twins apart sue me] slips stiles his number and he’s like ‘my bro’s gay for pay but i’m the real thing, call me, i’ll put gentle music on? :D?’)

YES.  YES.  EXACTLY. No one ever wanted to fully be on my level about all the weird sex stuff that could go down with twinsformers sex.  I’m so into it.  SO INTO IT.

So INTO mklutz LIST.  

CHAPTER 1: PETER - Humiliation, probably.  Slutshaming dirtytalk, making Stiles gag a little, maybe leans back and tells Stiles to ride him, remains cool and collected while Stiles gasps and pants.  

CHAPTER 2: TWINSFORMERS - super weird sex stuff.  I will DIE on the theory that they can feel each other’s pleasure as well as pain, so do me on weird conversation like “Aidan, he’s so tight” “I know, I feel it too” kind of nonsense, CULMINATING in dp, going easy easy in, Stiles a gasping writhing mess between them when they look at each other, smirking, and GAME OVER, IT’S TWINSFORMERS TIME, somehow Stiles goes from being pressed between them to being astride this monster, being stretched out over its crazy double penis girl BYEE.

CHAPTER 3: MOOD MUSIC, SOFT LIGHTING, BIG BED.  Some vague plot, but eventually it’s just the two of them, smiling at each other, kissing messy and touching everywhere.  For some reason, this is the hardest one for Derek to film, because when Stiles is fucked out of his gourd, he can pretend it’s anyone.  He can pretend it’s just another guy, another job, nothing special.  But he can’t pretend away Stiles shoving Danny’s knees apart, grinning up at him saying, “have you been eating your pineapples, danny boy?” and danny brushes the head of his cock over stiles’s lips saying, “better find out,” and it’s burned on the back of derek’s eyelids what stiles sounds like when he’s laughing with a cock in his mouth, how he can smile when he’s getting fingered, the pretty way he can stretch out, spread his legs, ask for it.  

CHAPTER 4: DEPUTY DO ME.  Plot heavy as hell.  The camera starts on Deputy Parrish as he does his normal patrol, ending as it always does, on Makeout Point.  Gossshhhh, Parrish sure does hate clearing all the teens outta there.  BUT WHAT’S THIS?  Why, rolling around on this picnic blanket isn’t teens at all!  Why it’s Daddy Grief Beard and the Sheriff’s son! 

"I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you for some ID," Deputy Bambi Eyes says. 

"Oh sure," Chris "I’ve Seen Some Shit and My Facial Hair Reflects That" Argent says.  "It’s in my back pocket, if you’d like to grab it for me."

BOM CHICKA WOW WOW. 

CHAPTER 5: BAIT BUS.  Erica lures Boyd into the van with sweet promises and sweeter kisses.  She gets him to let her blindfold him, and then sinks to her knees, unzips him and then carefully gives Stiles her place.  HOW WILL BOYD REACT TO THE REVEAL?  No reaction, as it turns out.  Boyd rolls his eyes, and motions for Erica to stop laughing and get over there too.  He fucks them both, jizzes on both their beaming faces, and gets Erica’s number.  Best Baitbus result ever. 

BONUS CHAPTER: EXIT INTERVIEW.   “So,” Derek says, clearing his throat.  ”Five Dickings in Five Days is over.  How do you feel?”

"Honestly," Stiles says, "I thought I was going to be wrecked.  Sore throat, bruised up, sleeping for a week straight in order to recover.  But there was something I wasn’t expecting."

"What’s that?" Derek asks, quiet.  He fidgets with the camera settings, rather than look at Stiles directly.

"There was this camera guy all through it that took care of me.  He made me warm tea, and took me to the showers, and I think he called for new positions a few times just because he could tell I was uncomfortable."

"That’s just called taking care of the talent," Derek says, the tips of his ears turning red.

"Yeah," Stiles says.  "Maybe.  But maybe I’m hoping he’ll let me show him some of my other talents."

SPOILER ALERT: HE DOES

SPOILER ALERT 2: IT’S NOT FILMED.

#4 is the best thing I’ve heard in my entire life.

Fully agreed. Who is gonna write this?!

youfunninmeson:

fredworldproblems:

I can’t sleep because I keep thinking about Bob Ross and Mister Rogers piloting a Jaeger.

Now you’re thinking about it.

"Happy Pennyloafers engaging the Kaiju on the miracle mile, Marshall."

(via lilinternetwarrior)

gaurdiansofthegalaxys:

When ever I get money I don’t put it in the bank until I make it look like Tony is using it as a bed.

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 awe yis smells like maple syrup

(via ridamna)

tomoesenpai:

OK BUT MY FAVOURITE PART ABOUT THIS EPISODE IS THAT THEIR FUCKING TRANSFORMATION PENS FUNCTION AS REAL PENS. THERE IS A FUCKING INK CARTRIDGE IN THAT THING. THAT THING THAT TURNS YOU INTO A MAGICAL GIRL SO YOU CAN FIGHT EVIL, ALSO HAS A LITTLE PLASTIC CONTAINER FILLED WITH INK INSIDE OF IT SO YOU CAN WRITE WITH IT

(via cthonical)