I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…
I still remember doing theatre in high school and college and having to have the right kind of black clothes. You learn to notice after enough practice!
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
MCU Clint Barton: Rugged and Handsome Action Hero, defeats hordes of Chitauri without getting a scratch on him, lands sick jumps off skyscrapers, too cool to speak outside of quips
Comic Book Clint Barton: gets his ass kicked by russian gangsters in tracksuits on a daily basis, would probably eat floor pizza if Kate wasn’t around to stop him
True enough, HOWEVER: Comic Book Clint Barton has plenty of moments of sheer incandescent badass,
therefore it only stands to logic that MCU Clint Barton does indeed eat the floor pizza because there is no Kate around to stop him.